Ban Hammer

There is a very small number of foods "banned" from the house. I aim for everything in moderation rather than any sort of deprivation, but I occasionally find a food which is best kept out of my cupboard, where its siren song is muffled through distance to the point of nonexistence.

Alas, I am forced to consider an addition to the banned from the cupboard list: Nutella.

Please join me in a moment of mournful silence. In a few days, that is... Once I finish this jar. No sense in being wasteful. Surely you understand.